piningforpearl: “brunhiddensmusings: “deheerkonijn: “Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we...

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Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. 

Elrond misunderstands and is like tsk we must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|

And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,

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ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here

among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf

among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting

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Im sorry but @significantfoliage you cannot leave this gem in the tags!

Reblogged from lunian

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Classic Horror Films Meet R.L. Stine

Taken from the Tumblr ifitwerestine. They take classic/modern day horror movies and shows and give them the R.L. Stine treatment. A wonderful blog to go check out. These are some of our favorite ones.

(Left to Right)

1) Jaws
2) The Shining
3) Cabin in the Woods
4) Evil Dead
5) Carrie
6) Tremors
7) The Thing
8) Nosferatu
9) Psycho
10) Rocky Horror

Tremors is one of my favorites and is almost more of a comedy than a horror (gotta love those B-list monster movies…)

Ahhhhh yes the months of 2020

Reblogged from duwango

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

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This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stab

I tried to hold an angry cat

someone put an iron on my hand

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

tried to climb a dead tree

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot

Ran over by a bike

I mutilated myself.

Someone pushed me against a stone wall.

‘Safety Pins’ my ass

Crashed face first, full speed into my friend’s face during a game of tag

I fell face first down a flight of stairs and my face/chest dragged against a cement floor

i got stabbed in the leg with a fork

I tripped over a pasta roller.

Little sister jumpscared me while I had my arm inside the oven

Cat climbed my legs like a buzzsaw out of hell

Sandpaper applied directly to forearm

Gym floor applied directly to kneecap

Plastic bowl applied directly to bottom of foot

Raccoon mouth applied directly to hand

Metal cage applied directly to hand

Tooth applied directly through lip

(Can send asks for context on certain stories)

Uhhhh attacked by dog

Eyeball popped out of head

Ripped off my kneecap

Sun allergy scars

The damn glue gun

I think those are the most prominent?

Ooh!

I almost forgot stabbed with a very large icicle.